The Fiery Fowl's Nest

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

lolinepeta:

i don’t want to spoil anything but john egbert is not stuck in his home

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adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

miss-military:

shroudedartist:

Makes me want to try and make a scalemate. </3

I NEVER NOTICED THE FLUFF FROM WHERE THEY DIED AND

miss-military:

shroudedartist:

Makes me want to try and make a scalemate. </3

I NEVER NOTICED THE FLUFF FROM WHERE THEY DIED AND

connorkawaii:

"you’re obsessed with video games"

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saccharinescorpion:

you are the most hopeless boy i have ever met.

she doesn’t say it.

she might as well scream it.

(Happy March 29th)

superchalmers:

fanfictionaddict13:

cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs

no it was to be more pharohdynamic 

dendropsyche:

andromeda4002019:

i got this at an art museum from a vending machine with boxes of tiny art inside. u didnt know what u were gonna get. i straight up paid $3 for this

Not a dime wasted

dendropsyche:

andromeda4002019:

i got this at an art museum from a vending machine with boxes of tiny art inside. u didnt know what u were gonna get. i straight up paid $3 for this

Not a dime wasted

dreambigandflyfree:

soulinshadows:

amytheinternethobbit:

tyleroakley:

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accurate gif is accurate.

The gif is correct.

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.